I ripped that title off from Matt English, who is much funnier than I am. And he made this:
A selection of Blue Jays transactions over the past month:
October 21: Manager John Farrell released from contract, traded to Boston with David Carpenter for SS Mike Aviles.
November 3: Mike Aviles & Yan Gomes traded to Cleveland for RHP Esmil Rogers.
November 8: Free agent Maicer Izturis signs. RHP Jeremy Jeffress traded from Kansas City for cash.
November 19: Henderson Alvarez, Yunel Escobar, Adeiny Hechavarria, Jeff Mathis, Anthony DeSclafani, Justin Nicolino, and Jake Marisnick traded to Miami for Jose Reyes, Josh Johnson, Mark Buehrle, Emilio Bonifacio and John Buck.
Free agent Melky Cabrera signs.
November 20: Blue Jays name John Gibbons manager.
It’s been quite a month. (see the full list)
Bob Elliott of the Toronto Sun published a blow-by-blow account of the blockbuster trade with Miami, going all the way back to talks in July after three starting pitchers went down; it’s absolutely riveting, and should be required reading.
Gibbons’ hiring—well, we’ve got quite the running game with this new lineup, and Gibbons has less of a penchant for bunts and playing for one run than Farrell did, so we’re already making improvements. I like it a lot.
I actually refrained from writing about any of this because what can you even add? The Marlins trade still doesn’t even seem real. The Blue Jays’ first four hitters in the last game of the season were Rajai Davis, Adeiny Hechavarria, Brett Lawrie, and Adam Lind. If the projected lineups hold, they’ll open the season with Jose Reyes, Melky Cabrera, Jose Bautista, and Edwin Encarnacion.
I can’t even believe it.